Open letters Friday

In the style of Perfectly Cursed Life, I bring you: Open letters to various aspects of my life

Dear Weather,

I appreciate the cool weather, but what is it with the rain? Stop this nonsense.

Sincerely,
A disgruntled and displaced desert dweller

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Dear right foot,

Please behave yourself tomorrow as I do a teensy-tiny-little-short 5k race. I don’t want to be limping again by the end. You’re the best.

Pleadingly,
Lisa

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Dear kittens,

I know that you now LOVE being outside after your leash experience last night, but that does not give you leave to rush out the door every time it’s open, causing me to smash my thumb in the door in my hurry to get it closed.

With reluctant love,
The one who scoops your poop and is not impressed with your behavior

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Dear Cosmo,

That especially goes for you. You are so stupid that I’m sure the first thing you would do is go out to the road and make friends with one of those big wheeled things that go so fast.

Cheers,
The one who feeds you

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Dear Chipotle,

I’m SO looking forward to dinner tonight. Even though it’s my turn to pay. Please don’t let me down in my hopes of a delicious meal.

Hugs and kisses,
A hungry student

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Dear Readers,

Do you have any open letters?

Hoping for comments,
coldwork

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1 Response to “Open letters Friday”


  1. 1 Kimwithak August 31, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    I love that you did this! I particularly love the notes to the cats. Once my cats get a taste of the outdoors they’re the same way and I’ve often hurt myself getting the door closed in time.


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